Dave, Amal and a shorter skirt than my shirt tails at PM’s Questions!

  • Mrs Clooney is A Celebrity By Marriage, having wed George Clooney, an actor I have yet to see on the stage.
  • Mrs Clooney attracted rubbernecking from both the press gallery and those ardent egalitarians who represent us in the Legislature.
  • Mrs Bruce, perhaps less accustomed to gawping, turned pink but Mrs Clooney lapped it up, quite the pro’.
  • She had dressed for the occasion in a jacket and skirt whiter than the Himalayas’ autumn snows.
  • Her skirt was shorter than my shirt-tails and she swung her lustrous mane to right and left, in the manner of a shampoo model.

Source: Daily Mail